Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...