One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...