Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...