Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...