Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...