This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...