Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...