The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.