Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...