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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
New scientific theories VI
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A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
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