A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...