The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....