Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...