Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...