lawyer and a mosquito
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What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Seashore with family
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...