Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...