Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...