Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...