What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...