A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!