Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Modems beat women
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Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
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Florida driver’s license!
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