Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.