What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...