Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...