I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...