Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
It’s A Man’s World
This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...