A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...