Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...