Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...