A smart Blonde
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This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....