Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...