How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.