trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...