Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
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Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...