Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...