Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...