Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...