Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...