The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...