The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...