Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...