Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Watching for suicide
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Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
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