Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...