Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...