A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...