What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...