COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...