Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
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Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
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Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Computers Must Be Male
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Men and Spray Paint Alike
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