Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...