Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...